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Constipation Time There's no potty goin' on in here. I'm constipated, just fartin' from my rear! Constipated poo come out! Tags: potty constipation kool parody kids animation

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Francky Vincent - la constipation Ce clip est le résultat d'un délire sur une chanson de l'artiste Guadeloupéen Francky Vincent. Voici quelques anecdotes de tournage : · Les scènes des choristes (Jo & Mic) ont été tournée à l'arrache au MacDonald's des Cygnes à Genève. En effet, nous voulions un décor un peu jungle... c'est le mieux que nous ayons trouvé... · Les scènes qui montrent les fesses de Francky (Sergio) ont nécessité de longs moments de maquillage... « Il manque de la couleur dans la raie... » suivirent les essais avec le bâton et la grosse crainte de Serge « ahhhhhhhh... nan... Tu me mets pas le bâton dans le... ». · Pour l'ensemble du tournage, nous avons utilisés deux pots de Nutella (cool de savoir ça, nan ?). · Pour faire sortir de la mousse de la bouche de Serge, il a pris l'initiative de mettre dans sa bouche de la mousse à raser et de l'eau... miam !!! Paroles: Tous les jours au Wc, J'y vais le matin pour faire caca, Aujourd'hui j'y suis 20 minutes ça ne sort pas. J'ai tout le corps transi, Je suis plutôt dans l'embarras J'ai mangé des goyaves Par une chaleur suave Je n'ai mangé que les pépins, Quelle idée je suis crétein J'aurai dû bouffé la pelure; Mon petit caca serait moins dur. J'ai le front tout en sueur, J'ai plutôt froid et puis j'ai peur. Mais être rester dans le pétrin, Il faut remettre ça à demain. A demain,à demain. Aujourd'hui c'est demain,jeu de main jeu de vilain Ca ne veut pas sortir, C'est un jour à maudir Je prends un bout de bois, Pour faire sortir caca. C'est évident vincent, T'es dans la merde maintenant! La prochaine fois je ne mangerai pas ça, Je choisirai plutôt de la purée. Pendant constipation, C'est la bonne résolution! La situation empire,j'ai tout le corps qui transpire! Il n'en sort pas même un grumeaux. J'ai mal au fesse,j'ai mal au dos. Mal au dos,mal aux fesses(bis) Il pousse,il pousse Caca sort pas Il mousse,il mousse Caca passe pas Je n'ai mangé que les pépins Quel idée je suis crétein! J'aurai dû bouffé la pelure Mon petit caca serait moins dur! Jeu de mot,jeu de gros mots N'en sort pas même un grumeau Jeu de main,jeu de vilain Je le confesse j'ai mal au fesse!(bis) Il pousse,il pousse Caca sort pas Il mousse,il mousse Caca passe pas... ... Interprete : franky vincent Année : 1994 Tags: Francky Vincent constipation mprod 2003 zouk

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Tom Cruise Scientology-Constipation Video Tom Cruise discusses his views of scientology in this interview which reveals the interesting link and shocking similarity between Scientology and human defication. Tags: Tom Cruise Scientology Interview Scientologist Constipation Defication

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Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Gainsbourg - Constipation blues Best music with Screamin' Jay Hawkins ang Serge Gainsbourg for "The Constipation Blues". Tags: Screamin Jay Hawkins Gainsbourg Constipation blues

User: ColonExperts

Suffering from Chronic Constipation? . http://www.CaptainColon.com Embarrassing as it may be, we have all suffered from constipation at one time in our life or another. According to the National Health Interview Survey as many as 3 million Americans suffer from frequent if not chronic constipation. While constipation is not recognized as a degenerative disease or serious disorder, people who are constipated often feel bloated, uncomfortable and even sluggish. Constipation by itself is miserable enough, but sufferers often experience painful bowel movements that can become compounded by hemorrhoids that form due to straining. Understanding Constipation To understand constipation, it is important to understand how our digestive system works. When we eat, food is ground up in our stomachs so it can be digested. This 'liquid' food passes into the small intestine where nutrients are extracted. It then moves on to the colon, where water is removed, allowing a stool to form. If too much water is extracted from the stool as it passes through the colon, it can become hard and difficult to pass leaving you constipated. Why People Get Constipated, There are a number of reasons why people get constipated. These include not eating enough dietary fiber, over-eating, not drinking enough liquids (water), lack of exercise, ignoring the 'urge' to have a bowel movement and plain old stress. Other causes can include having a lazy colon that does not contract properly, causing waste materials to pass through the colon slowly, food allergies that can cause the colon to contract, or mechanical obstructions that inhibit the movement of waste materials. Many prescription drugs and certain neurological disorders can also slow down the movement of waste materials through the colon. Constipation can also be brought on by an abuse of laxatives that over time can damage the nerve cells in the colon and interfere with its ability to contract properly. Fortunately, there are a number of things you can do to relieve chronic constipation naturally. Constipation Prevention and Treatment. Consume a high fiber diet made up of lots of fruits, vegetables and whole grains. If that is not possible, incorporate a dietary fiber supplement such as psyllium hulls, Dietary fiber holds water and help to keep the stool soft, while added bulk help to move the stool through the colon. If other fiber supplements fail in your attempt to become regular, try taking Chitosan (a form of dietary fiber) along with vitamin C. The chitosan binds to fats from the foods we eat making the stool soft and smooth. The vitamin C helps to activate the chitosan in the stomach. Drink plenty of water, especially if you are taking supplemental fiber. Try eating a few dried prunes or drinking some prune juice. In addition to adding fiber, prunes have a mild laxative effect. Avoid sugar and other processed foods.Begin a regular exercise program to help promote normal bowel movements. If you think allergies are the cause of your constipation, try an elimination diet to help you to identify what may be triggering your body and causing your colon to contract. Meditate, do yoga, go for a walk. Do things that will allow you to reduce your stress levels and help your body to relax. This can help relax your colon. Get a colonic to flush out any old fecal matter that may be trapped within the colon or try a colon cleanse. Take a good probiotic such as acidopholis or bifidophilus to help promote a healthy environment within the colon. Peppermint (3910-9) has a long history of helping relax the smooth muscles of the gastrointestinal tract. Supplementation with magnesium and large doses of vitamin C, have a mild laxative effect on the body. If all else fails, herbs such as casgara segrada, turkey rhubarb or herbal combinations such as Natures Sunshine's LBS II and LB-X can be used to evacuate the colon. While these should be used with caution, they are less aggressive than many commercial laxatives that are available at the supermarket. You can also take a vacation in Maui, Hawaii and come see kihei, haiku, Wailuku and visit us at our clinic. http://www.CaptainColon.com or http://www.VolcanoHealing.com Tags: chronic constipation relief cause cure treatment Maui Hawaii kihei haiku diarrhea colon fasting detox Wailuku weight los

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