User: boburnham |
New Math http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head.... and new math Tags: bo burnham boburnham new math song guitar funny offensive silly wordplay stand-up |
User: boburnham |
Rehab Center for Fictional Characters http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp..... hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop Tags: fictional characters rehab song comedy guitar bo burnham |
User: boburnham |
A PSA from Bo Burnham http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ bo burnham on drug use... made this quick video in an afternoon. just thought i'd put it up for you guys new songs will be coming!! Tags: drugs bo burnham boburnham use awkward psa |
User: boburnham |
My Whole Family... http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because... My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear. My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John. My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead. Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G" I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" My whole family thinks im "fab" There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay. Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding You all probably think I'm gay, Man this song is counterproductive... la la la la la... Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, What am i suppose to say? Baby you gotta see right through the haze, Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. My whole family thinks i'm queer, That is all i ever hear, But ive been as straight as a ramp, If you dont count Bible camp. Tags: Gay Song Piano Family |
User: rattlesnake12345 |
Bo Burnham - High School Party Music Video (NEW) Bo Burnham illistrates his time in highschool through song. (Subscribe for when new music videos come out.) Tags: bo burnham Perfect Woman high school party beer butt nut lol haha funny song skit Rap fo sho love pie 3.14 gay music video |
User: cockerfreeman |
Burnham Rockstar More and more Dengie hip hop or rawk. Tags: Dengie Boy Cocker Freeman Latchingdon Burnham |
User: DaMnNoAmMo |
Bo Burnham The Perfect Woman Live Helen Keller Live Tags: bo burnham helen keller live hollywood improv |
User: DaMnNoAmMo |
Bo Burnham My Whole Family Thinks Im Gay Live Bo Burnham live no copyright intended Tags: bo burnham my whole family live gay hollywood improv |
User: waz92 |
Stoneleigh Burnham Beginner Novice at Stonelegih Burnham, on Sept. 24, 2006. The horse is Lexi, a 17 year old TB mare, at her first recognized event in a fw years. Tags: stoneleigh burnham three day event eventing dressage cross country stadium jumping lexi thoroughbred |
User: burnhamonsea |
2006 Burnham-on-Sea Carnival Parade Full highlights of Burnham's carnival parade from http://www.burnham-on-sea.com Tags: burnham on sea carnival carnivals somerset |