User: yorambauman |
Principles of economics, translated "Mankiw's 10 principles of economics, translated for the uninitiated", by Yoram Bauman, http://www.standupeconomist.com . Presented at the AAAS humor session, February 16, 2007. For the record, the talk contains two unattributed quotes ("9 out of 5" is adapted from a line attributed to Paul Samuelson---although apparently he said it about Wall Street indices, not macroeconomists---and "wrong about things" is paraphrased from P.J. O'Rourke's Eat the Rich) and, of course, the Einstein "simple" quote is an intentional misquote. The talk is based on a published article in Annals of Improbable Research (see http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i2/mankiw.html ), which sponsored my talk and to which you should subscribe (http://improb.com/subscribe/ ). In the paper you can see the "constructive example" of how trade can make everyone worse off (or you can just wait 50 years to see what happens with climate change). More info and other clips on my website (http://www.standupeconomist.com ), and please sign up for my email list. (No spam I promise.) Tags: Mankiw Mankiw's Principles of Economics translated AAAS AIR Yoram Bauman stand-up economist |
User: GermanFox88 |
(Translated) Angry German Kid - Correct Translation Read this before commenting (updated 24.11.2007, thank you jopetsou): Angry German Kid (a.k.a. Der echte Gangster, Slikk or Leopold) is a talented actor of age 15 from Bergisches Land, Germany. He plays a character, Der echte Gangster, a parody of a wannabe gangster. This fact has often been misunderstood, and as a result he has been subject to bullying both on- and offline (e.g. school). For this very reason, he stopped making videos for almost a year in 2006. Sources (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up): http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/01/06/der_gangster_ist_tot_es_lebe_der_metaler http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/12/01/der_echte_gangster_das_comeback_des_jahr _____________________________________ From his blog: http://www.was-willst-du-tun.de/ I am not mad (translated) http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/01/ich_bin_nicht_wahnsinnig "I am not sick or mad, I only have a sense of humor not everyone immediately understands. In addition, I have acting talent. I can do something so real that many think it is real. For this reason I will be insulted by many and hated. The aim of my videos or movies is to entertain people, not provoke. Nobody should take my short videos on the Internet seriously - they are merely for entertainment. No matter what people think or say, I am a very normal boy with acting talent." - N. K. (aka "Slikk" or "Der echte Gangster") How it started (translated, how the character was born) http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/04/wie_es_angefangen_hat _____________________________________ Video information: This video was made as a response to some German politicians attempting to restrict access to violent video games. He was trying to show how they view gamers. Very amusing and intelligent. Too bad most people missed the point. "Journalists" from Focus TV (Germany) used this as an example of an internet addict, claiming the kid to have been secretly taped by his father and to be undergoing therapy in addiction clinic. Naturally, this was not what "Leopold" understood to have agreed on when he gave approval for airing it on TV. Source (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up): http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html _____________________________________ Another video from AGK at his computer (4 copies for redundancy): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDbs_9r56hk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4szjpIDSas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIMHH2AqgE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osZN_vhoe70 _____________________________________ Also, this is NOT me in the video. I am NOT the Angry German Kid. Stop sending me your pointless messages of how you believe this kid needs anger management. Nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Unbelievable how daft some people are, wasting my time with pointless messages to yell at me "omg dude GET HELLP ASSHOLE!!!!1" Thank you very much. Morons. _____________________________________ After seeing so many stupid (or rather wrong) translations of what the Angry German Kid is saying, I felt it has to be my duty as a German dude to translate it properly. I'm sorry for the bad quality. I hope you can read it all. _____________________________________ Original encoding (~12MiB, best quality) of this video available (e.g. for spoofers, without translation): http://www.hfd.de/users/magicfunghi/pc_spielen.wmv Tags: angry german kid translated correctly right properly fox lol |
User: BBCWorldwide |
QI: Chinese Names Translated Stephen Fry takes the liberty of translating the teams names from English to Mandarin and back to English and shares his results. Tags: BBC Worldwide QI Stephen Fry Alan Davies |
User: Juganhut |
Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core TGS Trailer- Translated Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core TGS Trailer- Translated Tags: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core TGS Trailer Translated |
User: raseru |
Death Note parody TRANSLATED debu note Death note parody - Debu Note (TRANSLATED) I took the liberty to translate this myself. debu = fat person This is my first time ever trying to sub something, I must say, it's tough, you got to record down the times they start and stop talking in milliseconds and what not. Much props to the people who sub shows week after week. I'm not fluent in Japanese or anywhere near it, so subbing this was a tough job, I'm sure there were parts I might have got wrong, but regardless you'll understand. It also was pretty challenging/weird to try and translate weird words like Yoroshiku Tags: Death Note デスノート デブノート shinigami parody |
User: jonrev |
Max Headroom WTTW Pirating Incident - 11/22/87 (translated) NOTE: Please do not rip this and then re-upload it to YouTube. It really makes no sense to have copies of the same exact video on here. I put alot of editing into making this translation video, so if I see it's been reposted by someone I will report it to YouTube. -------------------------------------------- Original video provided by FuzzyMemoriesTV In 1987, Chicago TV channels WGN9 and WTTW-11 were hijacked by this guy wearing a Max Headroom mask. 20 years later, he is still at large. This is a subtitled version of the original footage, since many people cannot tell what he's saying, this makes it easier. EDIT: Thanks to a new video with the audio cleaned up, I've found out that he is indeed saying "I still see the X". And the person with the flyswatter is the one who said "Bend over Bitch". http://www.hack247.co.uk/2008/01/06/max-headroom-1987-pirate-tv-incident/ Tags: max headroom pirate wttw chicago channel 11 1987 80's video doctor who dr. wgn creepy scary weird surreal stupid hijack |
User: GermanFox88 |
(Translated) Lukas Windows Movie Maker finally works again. Seeing that so many people enjoyed the translation of the "Angry German Kid" I decided to translate another German video which isn't quite as famous on the not-German net. Yet it is on the German. It's Lukas. You may or may not know of Nanny-shows where Nannys try and help parents to raise their kids properly. I'm not questioning the authentity of these shows, but if they were real, then... well. Allegedly this is the only show where the Nanny failed at getting the house-hold back alright. Sadly I didn't find the entire episode yet, so I can't tell you if it's a lie or true. Anyway, enjoy. Leave your comments, check out my Blog, check out my account(s) on deviantart www.fox88.deviantart.com and also the forum that I go to: www.zfgc.com Thanks. And if you are going to use this video on your site, please give credit to Tobias Marquardt (me). Tags: Fox ZFGC Tobias Translated Lukas Lucas RTL funny retarded scary shocking bizarre nanny German Deutsch lol |
User: jay8chou |
~JAY CHOU'S FARAWAY 千里之外~ ( WT TRANSLATED LYRIC ) 千里之外 those who wan the lyric pls pm me or add my msn Andrew_lim87@hotmail.com cause the translated lyric is too long Tags: jay chou 周杰伦 千里之外 费玉清 依然范特西 |
User: jay8chou |
~JAY'S NEW MOVIE THEME SONG 菊花台~ ( TRANSLATED ) JAY'S NEW MOVIE 满城尽带黄金甲 THEME SONG 菊花台 Lyrics: [PinYin] nǐ de lèi guāng róu ruò zhōng dài shāng cǎn bái de yuè wān wān gōu zhù guò wǎng yè tai màn cháng níng jié chéng le shuāng shì shuí zài gé lóu shàng bīng lěng de jué wàng yǔ qīng qīng dàn zhū hóng sè de chuāng wǒ yī shēng zài zhǐ shàng bèi fēng chuí luàn mèng zài yuǎn fāng huà chéng yī lǚ xiāng suí fēng piāo sàn nǐ de mó yàng jú huā cán mǎn dì shāng nǐ de xiào róng yǐ fàn huáng huā luò rén duàn cháng wǒ xīn shì jìng jìng tǎng běi fēng luàn yè wèi yāng nǐ de yǐng zǐ jiǎn bù duàn tú liú wǒ gū dān zài hú miàn chéng shuāng huā yǐ xiàng wǎn piāo luò le càn làn diāo xiè de shì dào shàng mìng yùn bù kān chóu mò dù jiāng qiū xīn chāi liǎng bàn pà nǐ shàng bù le àn yī bèi zǐ yáo huàng shuí de jiāng shān mǎ tí shēng kuáng luàn wǒ yī shēn de róng zhuāng hū xiào cāng sāng tiān wēi wēi liàng nǐ qīng shēng dì tàn yī yè chou chang rú cǐ wěi wǎn jú huā cán mǎn dì shāng nǐ de xiào róng yǐ fàn huáng huā luò rén duàn cháng wǒ xīn shì jìng jìng tǎng běi fēng luàn yè wèi yāng nǐ de yǐng zǐ jiǎn bù duàn tú liú wǒ gū dān zài hú miàn chéng shuāng [Chinese Characters] 你的泪光 柔弱中带伤 惨白的月弯弯 勾住过往 夜太漫长 凝结成了霜 是谁在阁楼上 冰冷的绝望 雨轻轻弹 朱红色的窗 我一生在纸上 被风吹乱 梦在远方 化成一缕香 随风飘散 你的模样 菊花残 满地伤 你的笑容已泛黄 花落人断肠 我心事 静静淌 北风乱 夜未央 你的影子剪不断 徒留我孤单 在湖面成双 花 已向晚 飘落了灿烂 凋谢的世道上 命运不堪 愁莫渡江 秋心拆两半 怕你上不了岸 一辈子摇晃 谁的江山 马蹄声狂乱 我一身的戎装 呼啸沧桑 天微微亮 你轻声地叹 一夜惆怅 如此委婉 菊花残 满地伤 你的笑容已泛黄 花落人断肠 我心事 静静淌 北风乱 夜未央 你的影子剪不断 徒留我孤单 在湖面成双 [Translation] The light from Your tears Carries a bit of hurt in the delicateness The deathly pale curved moon Hooked to the past The night Is too long Forming into frost Who is in the attic? The ice-cold hopelessness The rain Lightly rebounds off The vermilion red window My whole life on the paper Has been blown into a mess by the wind The dream Is in the distance Changes into a trace of fragrance With the wind dispersing Your appearance The chrysanthemum flower is ruined Hurt all over the ground Your smile has already turned yellow The flowers fall, people are heartbroken My worries quietly dripping The north wind is disorderly The night is not finished yet Your shadow cannot be cut Leaving me with loneliness On the surface of the lake Becoming a couple The flower It is already night fall Floating downwards glittering Languishing in the way of the world Fate cannot bear Sad Don't cross the river Heart and Autumn broken into two halves I'm scared you can't get to shore Faltering for a lifetime Whose Country? The sound of horse's hooves is hysterical I'm wearing martial attire Roaring with the convulsions of nature The sky Is slightly light You softly sigh Melancholy in one night Such suave and moving The chrysanthemum flower is ruined Hurt all over the ground Your smile has already turned yellow The flowers fall, people are heartbroken My worries quietly dripping The north wind is disorderly The night is not finished yet Your shadow cannot be cut Leaving me with loneliness On the surface of the lake Becoming a couple Tags: jay chou 周杰伦 菊花台 依然范特西 黄金甲 满城尽带黄金甲 电影 插曲 Translated 罗马 拼音 歌词 |
User: tatymex |
Mischa Barton Finding t.A.T.u. *Translated* Official PREVIEW of the movie!! http://www.youandithemovie.com/ AMAZING!! : D Mischa is already on Cannes!! -------------------------------------------- Yulia & Lena with Mischa in Premier League Show (2-06-07) better quality & interview in tatu ru :] Andrey Malaphov. Premier League's Host Andrey: Misha Barton was really shocked by our boxing show, where stars FIGHT! Girls, and these VIP tickets are for you Besides Misha, Yulya and Lena who else is casted for the movie? Leonid: A team of American actors is involved Second lead role is played by Shantel VanSanton another Russian character is played by Helen Madson, Swedesh model and actress A:Will the movie be made for Western market? Leonid: Yes and no, We consider Russia one of our key audiences A: Alexey Mitrofanov; the author of the book TATU COME BACK and Liberal Party Deputy, proposed to officially have siesta en Russia It was so hot in Russia sometime ago. He suggested that we work from 7 to 11 am, then have a rest until 4 pm and then work again from 4 to 9 pm, What do you think about this initiative? Yulya: We don't have anything to do with Liberal party. Lesha is just our friend, but we can work anytime.. Lena: ...of night and day. A: So you're against? L: To tell the truth, I don't really care -English- A: Oh regarding dogs... I can't help asking. This week something nice happened Lena: Not this week actually, but two months ago, Guys I really need help with my puppies... A: Lena has eight puppies! L: No! Three! I had eight, but five unfortunately died.. A: So, dear friends, we have three puppies that are looking for home. Of what breed? Lena: The breed is watchdog! A: So there are three watchdogs from Lena Katina. Pleas, call us if you want to take one. Yul, maybe you will take one? Yulya: Oh I have two dogs myself. Enough... Lena: Yes, it's enough for her! A: What songs are you going to sing in the movie? Yulya: New songs. There will be our show in the movie. Our songs will be in the soundtrack A: So will you give your new CD? Yulya: Yes, yes... Not just one! A: Um.. May I kiss you? Yulya: Kiss where exactly? A: I don't know really... Yulya: I'm like your daughter, remember? A: Ok, then kiss on the cheek -kisses- A: See this is the good thing about live broadcast Nobodys says "No"! Oh.. I'll kiss you guys only if I get casted in your movie! Yu know, there's this idea that to get a role you should be ready to do anything Ok, w´'ve just messed up Misha Barton's purse. Everything that was inside is out now t.A.T.u. are here! Now you can come closer to the tv screen and start kissing it! Lena Yulya, good evening! You both look gorgeous Lena: Thank you, good evening Malahov: How's it going Yulya: Everything' great. Andrey: The girls are not alone- They came with Misha and their producers movie producers, i mean! Good evenin! Please, introduce yourself Good evening! I'm Leonid, Sergey Konov Andrey: They are making the movie "Finding t.A.T.u" next week the shooting starts! i've read that shooting locations are chosen in Moscow and Yaroslavl! why Yaroslavl? Lena: Um... the question is addressed to producers! Lenoid: The thing is Misha's character, Lana lives in a little provincial town, that's why we've chosen Yaraslavl Andrey: So Yoko Ono is not the only one who found her roots in Russia! did you know that she found her aunt in Tverskaya Oblast? She just went there today! Misha Barton will too find her Yaroslavl origin, according to movie's script! And what are you girls doing in this movie? I've read the synopsis, about how Misha's character meets a girl in the internet Yulya: We're actually playing ourselves -t.A.T.u- We're performing, and the girls get aquainted.. Lena: at our show.. Yulya: .. this is the background of the story Andrey: Misha's not much into internet but in the movie she meets her girlfriend online! -English- Andrey: And another actor of the movie is.. Good evening. My name is Igor Desyatnikov and I got casted in this movie Andrey: And whose boy-friend are you according to the script? Igor: I'm Misha Barton girl-friend's boy-friend and I am a life changing factor in her life Andrey: Well.. there are two types of people those who adore t.A.T.u and those who.. Yulya: Those who are here now, hate t.A.T.u! Andrey: Hate t.A.T.u?! Yulya: Yes! But they have to work with us! Igor: As for me, I like t.A.T.u and frankly speaking, couple of their songs were in the top of my car playlist "Malchik Gay" and some other Yulya: Why "Malchik Gay"? Igor: These songs turned my mindest Andrey: Is it connected with Gay Pride? Igor: No, I just thought that you really got to have courage to listen to this music, to sing it and to make it That's why I liked it Andrey: Who of these young women do you like more- the red one or the dark one? Igor: A very difficult question. I like both Tags: t.A.T.u TATU tatu Yulia Julia Volkova Lena Elena Katina Misha Barton You and finding |