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Randamity: The AJ Ride Cam! http://cwarkansas.com Well, it's that time of the year again. Time for the Arkansas State Fair. Woohoo!! Jessica and I headed out to the fair today so I didn't have time to make a proper Randamity. But you'll be happy to know that I did sweat alot and almost threw up. Anyway, we're posting new videos every week day of the AJ Ride Cam, I took my flip cam on the rides so you could "experience them" or whatever. Check them out over at http://cwarkansas.com Tags: cw arkansas state fair rides flip cam |
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Randamity: I'm so boring my face just fell off http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas jamie lynn spears loreal blondes brunettes youtube |
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Randamity: I got my Chanel with Hooker Bucks http://cwarkansas.com Drinking + Internet = bad things. So Google has created an application for Gmail that can slow you down from those angry drunken emails. Get the Gossip Girl look - straight from the set with Celebstyle. They tell you who made it - how much it costs - and where to buy! Amsterdam is giving their prostitutes a chance to earn points for not having sex for money, which they can use to buy designer stuff. That sounds like a deal! I'm moving to Amsterdam to become a hooker!!! Virgin Galactic turned down 1 Million bucks from a company that wanted to shoot a porn in space. Sorry, no Space Shooters coming to DVD anytime soon. Plus, Holly and Hef are dunzo for good, Amy Winehouse's nose is on strike, and Britney Spears is looking HOT! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas holly hugh hefner hookers amy winehouse britney spears scientology virgin galactic space |
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Randamity: Please help Bubba the sexually confused Cat http://cwarkansas.com Bubba the cat was born sexually confused. Now his owners are trying to raise money for his sex change. Um...right. http://helpbubba.synthasite.com We know who Joe six-pack is!! It's Spencer Pratt! Shoot me now. And Sarah Palin wants to make fun of Tina Fey on SNL. Will she do Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin? PS, they look so alike it's creepy. Paul McCartney writes a new song for Heather Mills, and Linda Hogan gets busted for speeding. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas sarah palin bubba cat sex change spencer pratt linda hogan paul mccartney joe six pack |
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Randamity: Drink Diet Coke, Have Less Babies http://cwarkansas.com A new study shows that Coca-Cola acts as a spermicide! Diet Coke is even MORE effective - thus making the soda a kind of form of birth control. I'm not recommending you binge on Coke before you get slutty but...it couldn't hurt. Plus a dude shoots himself in the arm because his girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him. Dude...hope you didn't shoot the wrong arm. Did you know? Our forefathers loved them some booze. Go figure. Ed Westwick and Drew Barrymore: Not an Item. I'm so okay with this, it's sick. My obsession is almost at the worst level. Plus Jennifer Aniston bought a back up tanning bed. Who knew you could go through more than one in a lifetime? And the Hills are alive with Lauren Conrad stealing someone ELSE'S boyfriend. Girlfriend needs to stay out of everyone's dang love lives. have a great weekend!! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas lauren conrad lc hills audrina justin bobby diet coke birth control jennifer aniston beer |
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Randamity: Did that cow just pee on my porch? http://cwarkansas.com A woman celebrates halloween early with an arrest...guess not all cows are happy cows! Apple is threatening to shut down itunes (idle threats, you money grubbing whores) and Jessica Simpson is determined to ruin my fantasy football team. Plus - Declare yourself is seriously freaking me out with all of the bondage ads. Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas cow woman arrested declare yourself jessica alba simpson tony romo cowboys itunes |
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Randamity: It's Mailbag Day! http://www.cwarkansas.com As my faithful tribute to my dear friend Brak, today is Mailbag day and I am answering your emails about celebrities. I'll be covering topics like Kim Kardashian, Heidi and Spencer, Katie Holmes, and what celeb I'd like to be most. Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas why famous kim kardashian heidi spencer katie holmes tom cruise angelina danny devito |
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Randamity: Hamburger Wedding, Ladies' Night is Sexist http://cwarkansas.com Cheeseburger cake! The most brilliant idea of all time! Man, when I was looking for cheeseburger pictures this made me super hungry. New Jersey is having a hard time holding on to their 666 road signs, and a New York Judge threw out a suit claiming discounts on drinks for ladies is sexist against men. You're paying for them anyway, why do YOU care if they're less expensive?! Criss Angel's new Vegas show blows monkeys, Clay Aiken got paid to come out, and Paris Hilton's new fragrance makes my body crawl. With anticipation. Or something. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity cheeseburger wedding paris hilton perfume ladies night sexist 666 criss angel |
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Randamity: Paris Made of Peens. It's ART, people! http://cwarkansas.com I'm kind of boring today, but I'm wearing a cute dress so I hope that makes up for it. A hot tub dumpster, Paris Hilton art made from nudey magazines, and Scarlett Johansson's wilderness wedding. Plus, Lindsay Lohan puts a restraining order on her dad!!! Good luck with that. A squatter gets busted for pot, Heather Locklear's DUI, and Mario Lopez LOVES mud tacos. You know what I love? DEL TACO. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN ARKANSAS?!?!?!?! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas heather locklear paris hilton porn art mario lopez taco squatter hot tub dumpster lohan |
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Randamity: TGIF! Am I right? http://cwarkansas.com you find a foot in the woods. do you A) immediately think it's a child and start searching or b) notice it has hair and is actually a paw? Amy Winehouse freaking scares me, David Blaine knows that he sucks, Pam Anderson loves being naked, Hugh Hefner has his eye on a new lady, Verne Troyer's in this weird mini-me love triangle, and it's sushi friday! Have a great weekend!! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity |
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Randamity: Fart Assault, Old Man Airbags, and Breast Milk http://cwarkansas.com Japan has thought of a new invention! It's a fanny pack you wear that turns into an airbag if you fall. Now has anyone invented the cure for drunk dialing? A man ASSaults an officer with his farts, PETA wants Ben & Jerry's to start making ice cream with breast milk, and Kid Rock is starting his own line of beer. What's next, the Amy Winehouse starter home meth lab? Plus, Heidi and Spencer want you to know they do good deeds, my future husband Ed Westwick was totally cheating on me with that trollop Drew Barrymore, and I'm a hooker so I so want those liquid leggings everybody's wearing. Who thinks David Blaine is a TOOL after that stupid stunt? Everyone! Now go and watch the David Blaine/Gay guys spoof. It's 50X more entertaining than the real Blaine. Hey, did anybody notice I got to say fanny pack TWICE in this video?! HA! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity fanny pack chuck bass breast ice cream fart gas beer kid rock air bags old peep |
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Randamity: Sarah Palin Named me Grill http://cwarkansas.com If you read that wrong it kind of sounds like a ghetto pirate. Sweet! ANYWHO Use the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html Nick Hogan is out of jail, Sam Ronson doesn't hang out with other lesbians, Holly and Hef will definitely go seperate ways...is Kendra Wilkinson engaged? And Nicole Kidman has discovered the springs of life. OR she seriously needs a paternity test. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity nicole kidman sarah palin baby name igloo kendra wilkinson girls next door hugh |
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Randamity: Miley is STUCK, David Blaine could go Blind http://cwarkansas.com Britney's new single was supposed to come out yesterday and it didn't! BOO!! We have a new feature on our site: TV Tools for Parents. Hit it up to learn more about how to talk to your kids about what they're watching. David Blaine could go blind from the stunt he's pulling, Miley Cyrus is stuck with Disney according to them, David Beckham is getting sexy for 2009, and Jenna Jameson is preggers with twins. Yee haw!! And Kiki Dumbest and Drew Harrymore are fighting over the MAC GUY. Seriously? http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas miley cyrus david beckham blaine stunt jenna jameson disney drew barrymore kirsten dunst |
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Randamity: Lap Dances for Lawyers! Texting makes you dumb. http://cwarkansas.com A lawyer is losing his practice after letting a stripper pay in lapdances. Actually, that probably wasn't the problem. The PROBLEM was that he was groping her during payment sesions. A new study says texting lowers your IQ - now I'd like to see one on The Hills and see what that does to our brains. A man breaks into a piggy bank - and gets six years of prison. That's what you get for taking candy from a baby, you perv. Is Miley Cyrus quitting Hannah Montana? Jamie Lynn Spears has WalMart in a child porn frenzy, and Leighton Meester is throwing a wedding for her dog. As long as there's an open bar...whatever! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity lap dance lawyer texting idiot leighton meester gossip girl dog miley cyrus |
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Randamity: R Kelly likes Teens, Free Disney, Anonymous? http://cwarkansas.com Free Disney World! On your birthday! YEAH, who wants to go with me on June 1st?! Pamela Anderson goes out with a dude wearing a body condom, R Kelly wants to know exactly what you mean by "teen" and Anonymous wants to save Katie Holmes. Don't we all. Plus Brooke Hogan has real boobs! Don't care. Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity pam anderson disney world anonymous katie holmes kelly brooke hogan |
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Randamity: Nothing is going on... http://cwarkansas.com Hi all, I'm struggling for news. Either that, or I'm lazy. Whatever. Today: Jessica Simpson has a #1 album, Mischa Barton is a homewrecker, Fergie is just as shocked as we are, and the girls of 90210 are too freaking skinny. I think? Plus your Tom and Katie awkwardness for the day. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity tom katie fergie 90210 mischa barton joel madden josh hartnett jessica simpson |
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Randamity: I bet McCain invented post-its too. http://cwarkansas.com Tan Lines are for Communists! That's why Sarah Palin installed a tanning bed in the governor's office in Alaska. She knows all about those commies, too. She practically lives in Russia, you know. And her running mate John McCain invented the Blackberry. Take THAT, Steve Jobs!! Plus, McAfee reveals the most virus-y celebs. Also on the plate today, Barack wants Lindsay Lohan to quit supporting him and Eva Mendes got busy in all 50 states. That must've been some road trip. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity mccain palin obama eva mendes blackberry lindsay lohan mcafee brad pitt |
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Randamity: $10,000 Gas = Jail http://cwarkansas.com I'm sure it sounded like a good idea at the time. Maybe if the thief had demanded 10 DOLLARS worth of gas instead of 10 THOUSAND, he wouldn't be in jail right now. Oh well. Lindsay Lohan is one angry lesbian, Guy Richie likes super super super quickies, I think Miley Cyrus's boyfriend is hot, and that's it. Gossip Girl recap on my blog: http://www.cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity miley cyrus stealing gas thief boyfriend guy richie madonna lindsay lohan punch |
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Randamity: Butt Bandit, Sausage Smacker...awkward... http://cwarkansas.com The Butt Bandit. The Sausage Beater. The dude who charged the city for his handy work. I think you're just gonna have to watch for me to explain. Jamie Lynn outsmarts a pack of paparazzi, Lauren Conrad is writing a book, and Eva Longoria is fat. What? It's okay, she told me so!! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas randamity butt bandit sausage eva longoria lauren conrad public bathroom money odd jobs |
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Randamity: Sam Ronson Marrying Mrs. Ronson! Dirty!! http://cwarkansas.com Kiki Dunst obvs doesn't want one of those new ipod nanos because she says she's never even heard of Justin Long. Which we'd believe if we were blind and hadn't already seen you in pictures with him every where. Sam Ronson has confirmed she's marrying Lindsay before the end of the year, Kiera Knightly is tired of everyone saying she's skinny, Jamie Lynn Spears apparently...can read? Plus - Matt Damon wants to hear Sarah Palin's thoughts on dinosaurs. Obviously she's for them, right? Have you SEEN her running mate? And the Top Ten most overpaid movie stars. My guess: ALL OF THEM. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas sam ronson lindsay lohan kiera knightly matt damon kirsten dunst mac dude justin long jam |