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Sarah Palin on Space Policy - Jared Palin Video #14 This is just parody, so if you're mad about it, relax. I'm an independent and am not a fan of the party system. I don't have an agenda here. I'm not right-wing. I'm not left-wing. I'm just torso. The torso of the bird. Huh? This is playing off the first answer Sarah Plain gave in the Charles Gibson interview when she was asked about how her proximity to Russia gave her insight into the Georgian conflict. She did later go into further detail to explain her answer. Here is that part of the interview if you haven't seen it yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khfCOMuWap0 This isn't hilarious, I know. Just something I thought of when I saw the interview. If you're offended, you need to lighten up. We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves and yes, our parties. Tags: sarah palin interview space policy answers questions commentary analysis |
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Music is My Thing! Little story, little rant. Had to get it out of my system. The song is "We Die Young," by Alice in Chains. It's a demo off of The Best of The Box, a greatest hits album. Tags: music identity video blog |
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Disaster Movie - My Review: A Rant on Comedy & Quality Yep, it's long. But I wanted to be sure I didn't miss anything. And, because I know assholes will say something, I'm not trying to be taken seriously in the opening. 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Awesome. Only 6.2 million its opening weekend. #7 movie. Double awesome. Oh, and when I complain about how they didn't use ACTUAL songs in the movie, I'm not saying I'd rather those songs be in it, I'm simply proving how abandoned they've become. Tags: disaster movie review trailer jason friedberg aaron seltzer lemonsneedhelp |
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Sex Drive Movie Review - Stifler is an X-man! I had never heard of this movie, but I had free tickets. While it had some small redeeming qualities, it was mostly much of the same ol' same ol'. The title in the video itself isn't a real website; it's a reference to a joke in the movie. The song is "Grade 9" by Barenaked Ladies. Tags: sex drive movie marsters seth green review |
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Hamlet 2 Movie Review - Raped in the Face Indeed *SPOILER WARNING* My review of Hamlet 2 starring Steve Coogan. "Raped in the Face," by the way, is a song in the movie. (In case you didn't get the title) The song in my video is "Trouble and Bad Women" by The Golden Gods. Tags: hamlet movie review steve coogan amy pohler trailer lemonsneedhelp |
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Tropic Thunder Review: A-WAR-D Worthy! (Bad pun) My review of Tropic Thunder starring Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., and Ben Stiller. The song is "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC. Tags: tropic thunder movie review trailer jack black lemonsneedhelp downey stiller thunderstruck |
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Pineapple Express Movie Review - Not a Bromance! Great movie. Even if you don't get high, this film will rock you. From action to comedy, it's got it all. Tags: pineapple express movie review trailer |
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Swing Vote - A Brief Review Sorta Thing Type Stuff Vomit Saw it. Liked it. Really. Tags: swing vote review trailer movie kevin costner |
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The Dark Knight Movie Review - Why So Inquirious? (Spoilerish!) Before any of you unload the hate on me, I need to stress that fact that I thought this was A GREAT MOVIE. Yes, I find little things that irked me slightly and amped them up for the sake of this video. Honestly, I wasn't that interested in doing a review on this movie because I wasn't all horny for this movie to come out. I was pretty indifferent to its arrival. But, I got some requests to do a review so I did. Keep it mind, I loved the movie. The problems I had with the movie are inconsequential to the movie's greatness. Here's that link: Home Alone 2: Lost in Gotham: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95nZ8Vi_H7M The song at the beginning was "Eulogy" by Judas Priest. Tags: dark knight movie review trailer why so inquirious lemonsneedhelp |
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The Rocker Movie Review - Second Review on YouTube! First review! Except for Farnsworth and the Fox...what the hell is that about anyway? A puppet and a hot chick. Who thought that would work for movie reviews? My roommates got pissed because of all my screaming. Oh well. Anyway, no major spoilers at all! I didn't mention it, but if you're a young teenage girl, you'll probably love the fact that Teddy Geiger is in it. The opening song is "Running in the Dust" by Primal Fear. Tags: rocker movie review trailer rainn wilson teddy geiger vesuvius critic lemonsneedhelp |
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Shout at the Devil Cover - Me Doing Hair Metal It was the last song of the night, so my lower vocals are a little rough, but I still wailed pretty well I think. Hope you dig! Oh, and if you've watched any episodes of the show my friends and I do called Sonic Warriors over at http://www.youtube.com/user/snlfarley yes, the guitarist is Carlos. This was taped 7/3/08. Tags: shout at the devil motley crue cover hair metal 80s rock sonic warriors |
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YouTubular Insults: The Big 3 - Dealing With The Hate As I've made more videos, I've gotten more mean, albeit lame, insults. Here're the most common. Anyone who posts videos regularly will probably agree with me on most of these points. Here's the "your a fag" video: Do check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEbsgEsjy9s The song is "No Man's Land" by Billy Joel. Tags: youtube hate bad comments insults dealing video blog advice |
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Disaster Movie Trailer & Review - Three Words: ASS ASS ASS I normally don't get this riled up, but these "films" piss me off. If you wanna ACTUALLY see the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs Here's the article I mentioned: http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1550211/story.jhtml I'm sure people'll be pissed. Go ahead. Say whatever. If you like the movies, fine. Don't pay to see it though. All I ask. What do you care? Man, my normally normal mole looks fierce in this vid. Look at my other vids. It's honestly not that prominent. And yes, the title was misleading on purpose. _______________ UPDATE AS OF 8/6/08 Wow, so many comments. Too many, too fast, in fact. I liked responding to those of you that hate me with rebuttals and those of you who like/defend me with the occasional "thanks," but there are far too many currently to keep up with, so I won't do much of it anymore. If you hate me and are stupid, my response is this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O66WoKSJPM If you like me, you might enjoy this Power-Rangers-For-Adults type show that I do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK5jUQTjP6o Thanks to everyone, regardless of your feelings. Oh, and by the way. If you leave hateful comments, and least be grammatically correct about it. And the "don't deserve to live" thing is a hyperbole, so relax. Tags: disaster movie trailer review spoof scary epic date spartans seltzer friedberg |
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Carlinistic - A Tribute to George Carlin & his Wordplay I wrote this today as a tribute to George Carlin. I'm not as skilled as he is with wordplay, but I hope you enjoy it. And I hope I didn't use anything that he's already used. I haven't watched a special of his in a few months. I tried to keep the references as up-to-date as possible to avoid it. Here's what I'm saying: I'm out of work but I'm in the know, been downgraded to an upscale subterranean high-rise one a one-lane two-way street. I drink a fifth of whiskey and eat quarter-pounders with a third less fat and half the time I buy 'em wholesale. My DVD's are HD, my camera's 3CCD, my TV's LCD, got CDs of The Beegees. I got hi-fi, wi-fi, deep-fried stir-fry and my girlfriend's bi. I wear my underwear over my overalls and my overcoat under my undershirt. I watched i-Carly on my iPod on an I-beam in Iraq with my eyeballs. I'm an overpaid under-achiever whose substantial inadequacy strengthens the weakness of my self-sufficient co-dependency. Give ya the low-down on gettin' high and it's high time we keep a low profile. I buy prepared, pre-owned, pre-shrunk, previewed prevention aids cuz I'm a post-modern postal worker with post pardon depression. Drank some Pepsi One while watching T2, saw footage of E3 on G4, climbed a K5 at Motel 6. I drive an SUV with XM radio and calculate my MPG's with my TI-83. I use Bluetooth with my Blackberry while guys with green cards get stung by yellow jackets. Rented White Chicks from Redbox and met the Indigo Girls at Orange Julius. Got hair on my chest, a shoulder to cry on, keep people at arm's length, and with a little elbow grease, get handjobs that are finger-lickin' good. Hope you enjoy it, and the world is certainly missing out on a mind as astute as Carlin's. I hope everyone realizes just how kickass his was. Tags: george carlin dead tribute words |
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The Strangers Movie Review - Some Alternative Endings *SPOILER WARNING* I'm not a movie buff at all, nor do I portend to have expertise on film, but this is my opinion about The Strangers. Feel free to agree or disagree. Also, my friends and I think that with a different, maybe even "out there" ending, the movie might have been able to be salvaged. Not likely, though. I probably won't do movie reviews often; it's not my thing. This guy did a great job of reviewing the movie. Read this. I totally agree. http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/06/02/opinion-in-a-haystack-dont-be-saucy-to-strangers/ The song is "Big Talk" by Warrant. Tags: the strangers movie review trailer spoiler critic liv tyler |