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"Buddy, Can You Spare a Trillion Dollars?" by Roy Zimmerman Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/ Recorded on Main Street in Memphis, TN. Tags: satire song bailout economy financial crisis mccain obama |
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My Campaign Promise - part 3 http://royzimmerman.com/ A visit to Cajun Country with twenty states to go. Tags: hurricane ike louisiana satire song fifty state tour |
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"I'll Pull Out" by Roy Zimmerman from Roy's CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Taped at "Mark Pitta and Friends" at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks, Mark. Thanks, Lucy. Thanks, Edwin. Thanks, Tim. Tags: palin bush doctrine iraq war satire withdrawal abstinence |
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"The Man, the Myth, the McCain" by Roy Zimmerman "The Man, the Myth, the McCain" is on Roy's CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA during "Mark Pitta and Friends." Tags: presidential election satire song mccain cadaver palin obama |
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"Sarah Pale In Comparison" Shot at a Motel 6 in Minneapolis - glamorous, huh? SARAH, PALE IN COMPARISON words and music copyright 2008 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby John McCain chose a running mate, chose the most qualified 'cause he looked at his short list, and said, "She's the least tall." If I'd Had to predict which one he'd have picked, she's the one Sarah, Pale in Comparison She spent twenty long months as Alaska's governor Nine of those months with a bun in the oven, her Publicist said she was tested and ready to run Sarah, Pale in Comparison It's a beautiful day For Kay Bailey Hutchison And Condoleezza Rice Is saying, "Thank you so much!" an' sin- -cerely, I know Hillary's so full of admiration She's a vicious attack dog and Miss Congeniality Doesn't know what the VP does, but that's a technicality Glad to be in the race just to visit new places like Washington Sarah, Pale in Comparison Actually, she was his second choice... He got turned down by the mayor of Narnia... She can make a moose stew She can flay a caribou When they asked for her assessment of the situation in the Middle East, she said she hadn't given it much thought Good one, Sarah , boo yah! The VP must be ready in case of catastrophe So no one can say she's McCain's latest ass trophy Biden's a square, and he can't wear his hair in a bun Not like Sarah, oh Sarah Pale in Comparison She wears skirts just like a woman Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/ Tags: sarah palin vice president mccain satire dylan |
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"How Can We Lose?" by Roy Zimmerman Shot at the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/ Tags: democrat obama election satire song |
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"The Impeachment Song" by Roy Zimmerman Sung by the roadside near Laramie, Wyoming en route to the Democratic Convention in Denver. Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/ Tags: impeachment bush cheney satire song French Revolution guillotine |
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"Burn Goody Clinton!" by Roy Zimmerman Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones. Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life. "Burn Good Clinton!" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/ BURN GOODY CLINTON! words and music copyright „ 2008 by Roy Zimmerman They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch 'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch And we know it takes a village for to pillory Hillary Goody Clinton Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery Hillary Goody Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! For we've all seen her spurn The aprin and the churn And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink So, burn Goody Clinton, burn! Oh, what a snap it'll be To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme Men are sensitive, she's soft Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will. Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e- Ven Chelsey Hillary "Goodwife" Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! She's far from taciturn Which causes us concern And she isn't gonna sink When we dunk her in the drink So a better way to try 'er Is to toss her on the pyre And the only way that she'd Be converted is to feed the infern...o Burn, oh... Burn Goody Clinton, burn! Tags: hillary election satire song sexism witch hunt Falwell glass ceiling |
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My Campaign Promise - part 2 http://royzimmerman.com/ An update on my fifty=state tour at almost the halfway mark, a plea for assistance, and thanks for the support. Tags: satire songs Liberal Progressive election Obama |
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"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" by Roy Zimmerman "Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends." Tags: bush bashing election satire decider |
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"Is America Ready?" by Roy Zimmerman "Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends." Tags: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft |
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"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends." Tags: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election |
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My Campaign Promise http://royzimmerman.com/ Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support? Tags: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee |
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"Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield. SUPERDELEGATE words and music copyright © 2008 by Roy Zimmerman Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision I can't be trusted To choose my own nominee Democracy is just too important To leave it to people like me So gimme my election 'Cause it feels good to check that box And when you determine how it should have turned out I'll be right here sucking rocks 'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected Can they be corrected Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision When your vote is counted It's like ten thousand to my one It's good to know that my representative Has such representation So, do someone a favor 'Cause you know they'll remember that You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours It's his or her tit for your tat The Democratic Party is too democratic 'Cause Democrats so erratic Nineteen-Seventy-Two The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was George McGovern Ooo Nineteen-Seventy-Six The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was Jimmy Carter Ooo But Nineteen-Eighty-Four The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates And that nominee Was Walter Mondale! Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...imposition Ooo Tags: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song |
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"Eine Kleine Barackmusik" by Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com/ This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/ EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK Barack Obama has a funny name Barack Obama has a funny name His name's Barack Obama That's right, Obama Sounds like Osama I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point And his middle name, middle name And his middle name's Hussein Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam... When he was a kid he smoked a joint And he inhaled He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point He also did cocaine His middle name's Hussein He wants to be the POTUS And I wonder if you notice That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name Obama is the candidate of change Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange Why can't he just be John or Steve? Or Bill or even George? Or anything but Sue And one more question: Is he black enough Yes, is he black enough to be the president? Born in Honolulu He's got kin in every region Schooled in Indonesia He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion He's got game And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name And once you go Barack You're never going bock Bock Barack...Obama! Tags: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart |
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"America" by Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com/ "America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes. This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer. Tags: satire song patriotism hope metaphor |
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"My TV" by Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com/ "My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo. Tags: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen |
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"When a Child Is Born" by Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com/ Happy Holidays and All the Days to everyone from the Zimmerman Harby family. Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in bucolic Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer, Tim Stone, Mark Pitta and Eric, the sound man. Tags: christmas humanist peace love understanding |
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"Two Brothers" by Roy Zimmerman "Two Brothers" is on Roy's "PeaceNick" CD and on his new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at McCabes Guitar Shop (hence, the huge M on the wall). Thanks to Lincoln Meyerson and Wayne Griffith. Tags: satire song christmas hanukkah ramadan judaism islam ashmael isaac |
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Thanks and Happy Holidays from Roy Zimmerman http://royzimmerman.com/ This could be called "How(l) To Play Christmas Is Pain." It's a thanks for watching, and a sample from Roy's new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Tags: satire songs christmas guitar lessons |