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Don't Have A Cow! (Rihanna Take a Bow Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ This song is *NOT* a true story! (At least I hope not!) LoL! Some relationships just aren't meant to last.. THIS one never should have started! New lyrics and all vocals: ToM! Music production: ToM! Directed and edited by: ToM! _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ "Don't Have A Cow!!" (Take A Bow - Rihanna PARODY!) Ho.. You say there's problems I've caused Yeah, What a bad situation Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah-yeah-yeah (1st verse) I feel so bad right now I kind of burned down your house You got mad and you freaked out Don't know what you're trippin' bout, Please! Just settle down! You lost it when I smashed up your guitar You got all upset because I crashed your brand new car (1st Chorus) But you just don't seem to know accidents can happen I pushed you in that hole.. I couldn't stop from laffin' Then you got emo, Now you're all complaining You say we're over now Well ya don't gotta have a cow! (2nd verse) Those hurtful things that you said When I put that snake in your bed You screamed so loud when you awoke Honey can't you take a joke? Please! You turned so red! You hate me 'cuz I used that pepper spray So where's your sense of humor anyway? (2nd chorus) And you just don't seem to know accidents can happen I pushed you in the snow, then just started clappin' I stepped right on your toe, it's very entertaining You said we're over now Well ya don't gotta have a cow! (Bridge) Oh and the award for drama queen goes to you Just 'cuz I put that bee inside your tea You yelled at me and then you passed out You say there's problems I've caused What a bad situation (3rd chorus) So I guess that I will go, I don't know where I'll turn up I'd ask you for my things, But they all got burned up Now what's wrong with you? You're just over reacting! I guess it's over now But you don't gotta have a cooooow... This song is over now. _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ Honors for this video #37 - Most Discussed (Today) #4 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #25 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #37 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Australia #67 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Canada #51 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - United Kingdom #19 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Ireland #23 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - New Zealand #88 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music #51 - Top Favorites (Today) #6 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #40 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Music #38 - Top Rated (Today) #3 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #23 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: Rihanna Take Bow Official TomsterMusic

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Teardrops On My Old Car! (Teardrops On My Guitar! Taylor Swift Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ I think MANY of us have had a car like this.. And if not.. You can buy this one for a COOKIEE! LOL! Thanks to everyone for watching these videos! And for the "Happy One-year YouTube anniversary" wishes! It's been quite a... "RIDE!!" Get it?! Ride? HahHaA!.. Haha.. Hah. Ha? Hmm.. o.O! New lyrics and all vocals: ToM! Music production: ToM!!! Real car provided by: DeL and MoM!! (A restored red 1964 Chevelle Malibu!) Song approval technician: Smileigh! ___/''''''''''\''''\__ -O-----------O-- _________________________________ "Teardrops On My Old Car" (Teardrops On My Guitar-Taylor Swift Parody!!) (Verse 1) My car.. Is scary, My friends won't even ride with me It's always over heating, The engine kind of smells funny And it's so pitiful, I know without a doubt There are no seatbelts so in a crash I'll fly right out! (Verse 2) There's no A/C, The tires keep going flat on me And I can't even see 'cuz the headlights just went out last week The stereo is gone, the heater doesn't work.. And when I drive this thing I feel like a great big jerk! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car It only goes 10 miles an hour and it won't go far Yeah the SMOKE makes me CHOKE And the radiator's busted too! (3rd verse) This car, it leaks, motor oil and anti-freeze And there's no brakes, but that's okay Because it barely moves anyway! It's so embarrassing to drive this pile of junk And I keep losing my stuff 'cuz I can't close the trunk! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car And everywhere I go it leaves behind a trail of parts And it's just full of rust, is there someone I could sell it to? (Instrumental and used car selling) (4th verse) It hardly ever starts, the battery just died I wish that MTV would come along and pimp my ride! (Chorus) There's many reasons for the teardrops on my old car The 'Check Engine' light is always on, it breaks my heart There's a hole in the roof And the rain just kind of drips right through.. Duct tape fixes stuff, but there's never enough And the fenders are held on with super-glue My car is scary I'll cover it so you can't see. _____________________________ And THANKS EVERYONE!! Honors for this video (14) #36 - Most Discussed (Today) #4 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #15 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #62 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Australia #19 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Canada #58 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - United Kingdom #48 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music #81 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Music - Canada #84 - Top Favorites (Today) #31 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #78 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Music #67 - Top Rated (Today) #21 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #50 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: Camp Rock Teardrops On My Guitar Taylor Swift Tear Drops TomsterMusic

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Lucky Charms! (Open Arms Journey Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ MARSHMALLOW SURPRISES? This HAD to happen! It's all about one of the most POPULAR American cereals! Thanks to Lucy in England! Who also told me that they don't HAVE Lucky Charms there! That's just WRONG! LOL! New lyrics and all vocals: ToM!! Music production: ToM!! Animated horribly by: ToM!! And special thanks to JOURNEY! ___________________________ 'LUCKY CHARMS' "Open Arms" Journey Parody!! (1st Verse) Sitting beside you.. Here at the bar Eating our toast one more time Softly you whisper.. Just what I feared Breakfast is "boring you blind" You want moons and clovers Balloons and pink hearts And maybe a prize inside (Chorus) So now I come to you.. With LUCKY CHARMS Pour milk inside... We'll eat them all day! So here I am... With LUCKY CHARMS... Hoping to see... If you'll eat them with me... Lucky Charms (Leprechaun solo) "Always after me Lucky Charms! The toasted oat cereal with marshmallow surprises! Pink hearts, red balloons, orange stars, blue moons, green clovers, purple horseshoes, and rainbows!" (2nd verse) What are those oat things? Leave them alone I don't want them in my bowl Rainbows and horseshoes... I'll make this clear I only want MARSHMELLOWS If that Leprechaun comes back He wont get away I'm making him stay (2nd Chorus) So now I come to you.. with LUCKY CHARMS Pour milk inside... We'll eat them all day! So here I am... With LUCKY CHARMS Hoping to see.. If you'll eat them with me... Lucky Charms ___________________________ HonoUrs for this video (9) #60 - Most Discussed (Today) #3 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #36 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #75 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music #76 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Australia #59 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Canada #70 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - United Kingdom #49 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music - Ireland #44 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #24 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: Arnel Pineda Open Arms Journey Steve Perry Jonathan Cain Neil Schon Augeri TomsterMusic

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♫ ToMsTeRJaM TWO!! ♫ ..Guitar Solo?! I've had some requests for more "Guitar solos" to be played on the keyboard, PLUS it's a video response for Leopard Joy: "Smoke On The Water" See if you can hear where it is! And thanks to all of my friends who have recently stood behind me.. I'd do the same thing for you in the blink of an eye.. You guys ROCK!!! ♫ ToMMyY!! ♫ ____________________________ Honors for This Video: #31 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #29 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic

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♫ ONE MORE TAG VIDEO! ♫ YOU'RE ALL TAGGED! If ya want! LoL! OH NO!! Another TAG video!! Just when you thought the insanity was OVER!! LoL! Actually, I've come across some people who HAVEN'T been tagged yet, and they WANT to be tagged so HERE'S THEIR TAG to TAG with their TAGGITY TAG TAGS!! I can't remember who all tagged me now.. LoL!! But here's SOME! If anyone else has.. Let me know! I WAS TAGGED BY: _______________________ PaulFreddyNitro! http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulFreddyNitro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVxRJqk0ZHE KaLi and her MoM! http://www.youtube.com/user/KaliAngelsMuse1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSgdErqRmI MeLViNaToR! http://www.youtube.com/user/msgg81 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgYxj3HvrWs RanDomeFilms! http://www.youtube.com/RanDomeFilms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTydUUQY9uM megadoomer543! http://www.youtube.com/megadoomer543 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS4qt53EUgE Saraej14! http://www.youtube.com/user/Saraej14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnwsKfUPbo0 ______________________________ Honors for This Video: #20 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs #47 - Top Favorites (Today) - People & Blogs #26 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs #80 - Most Discussed (This Week) - People & Blogs Tags: TomsterMusic Tagged KaliAngelsMuse1 RanDomeFilms megadoomer543 Saraej14 PaulFreddyNitro

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Hungry! (Bubbly Parody! Colbie Caillat!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ Okay, this one's just STRANGE! LOL! This just proves that you should NEVER write songs when you're HUNGRY!! Once again my BACKUP channel is: http://www.youtube.com/user/TomsterX New Lyrics and vocals: ToM! All instruments: ToM! Featuring: Cookie Monster! (Cookie Monster impersonation by ToM! Some assembly required, batteries sold seperately) "HUNGRY!" (Parody of 'BUBBLY' by Colbie Caillat!) ___________________________ Will you give me a doughnut? Thanks.. (1st Verse) I haven't eaten for a while now I'm kinda feelin like I'm starving now I might just go to a fast-food place I'll order everything and stuff my face! (Chorus) I'll have some nachos! And I like OREOS! Some pizza to go! And Sloppy Joes! I really like PIE! Yeah, it makes me smile now! I always have TIME for burritos! (2nd Verse) Me have some cookies sitting on me plate Yeah, me love cookies cuz dey really GREAT! Yah! Me also LOVE to have some CHOCOLATE CAKE! If you eat too MUCH youll get a stomach ache! (Chorus) I'll have some nachos! And I like OREOS!! Some pizza to go! And Sloppy Joes!! I gotta have my baked potatos and chives now Maybe some FRIES or marshmallows! (Bridge) What am I gonna weigh? I've been eating chips all day! I just.. ..? (Chorus) I'll have some nachos! And I like OREOS!! Some pizza to go! And Sloppy Joes!! I really like RICE! Crabby-patties are NICE now Maybe I'll fry a ....BUFFALO!!!? (???) Fajita-pizza-peanutbutter-toast Lotsa-butter-on-a-scone Whopper-BigMac-chicken-nugget Twinkie-Ding-Dong-casserole! Ooh-oooh! (3rd Verse) I've been eating for a while now Refridgerator's kind of empty now But I still think I have a little space There's gotta be some more food in this place! (Chorus) I'll eat my clothes! And my G.I.Joes! My garden hose! And my front window! I'll eat my TIE! And I might even FRY IT! Throw in a flashlight! I like cheese... and Slurpees.. I'll eat cheerios.. Theres noodLes.. And PoodLes...?? I think i am full. ___________________________ Honors for This Video: #76 - Most Discussed (Today) #11 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #66 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music #54 - Top Favorites (Today) #12 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #91 - Top Rated (Today) #9 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #51 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #65 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic Bubbly Colbie Caillat

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Rude Friend! (Hannah Montana 'True Friend' Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ This is for ANYONE who has ever had a RUDE friend!! Only YOU can stop friend abuse!! New Lyrics and vocals: ToM!! All instruments: ToM!! Animations: Done HORRIBLY by ToM! (I'm a MUSICIAN not an ANIMATOR PERSON THINGY!!) ________________________ "RUDE FRIEND!!" (Parody of "TRUE FRIEND" by Hannah Montana!) (Uh-huh) (That's right) You are so ROTTEN .W.T.F? (Uh-huh!) You broke my model airplane right in half (Yeah!) You kissed my girlfriend right behind my back It's so good.. When you're not around You're never nice to me, you always YELL! You send me chainletters on A.O.L! And you don't even like the way I spell And you laugh.. Everytime I fall down! You're a RUDE FRIEND! You slapped me again! You mess up my room and torture my cat! You borrowed my bike, now BOTH tires are FLAT! When will this nightmare end? You're a RUDE FRIEND! I got so angry when you stole my VAN! You gave me back the keys after you CRASHED IT! You ate my cookies and ripped off my pen! You're so yucKy.. (Yeah) Yeah I've found.... A RUDE FRIEND! You kicked me again! You poison my goldfish and take my C.D.s You won't even share your LICORICE with me! You always offend! RUDE FRIENDS like you should just jump off the Earth! But you stay right here with me! All I know is that with friends like YOU I don't need no enemies! A RUDE FRIEND.. That HATE-MAIL you send!! You gave me a glass and told me to taste Who would have thought it would be toxic waste? You tricked me again... (Ohh) A RUDE FRIEND.. I remember when... You set me on fire and cut off my hair! And then you pushed me right down the stairs! Then you did it again.. You're a RUDE friend You're a RUDE friend You're a RUDE friend ___________________________ Honors for This Video: #77 - Most Discussed (Today) #8 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #68 - Top Favorites (Today) #14 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #88 - Top Rated (Today) #9 - Top Rated (Today) - Music WEEKLY Honors for This Video: #62 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #90 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus TomsterMusic Hannah Montana Camp Rock Jonas True Friend mileymandy therealdemilovato Disney

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♫ I STAND ALONE ♫ (Live Recording!) I hardly ever do COVER songs.. But so many people have asked me to do a Journey song. This is "I Stand Alone" by Steve Perry, former lead singer of Journey. I COULD HAVE recorded the vocals first and then lip-synced for the video... But I wanted to sing this one totally LIVE instead... I think I HURT myself!! The white cord running up the side of me goes to the mini-earphones that you CAN'T see under the hair.. LoL! Thanks for watching! You guys are SO AWESOME to me! "I Stand Alone" I know the sound of each rock and stone I embrace what others fear You are not to roam in this forgotten place Just the likes of me are welcome here Everything breathes.. I know each breath It's more than enough for this man Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone I share my world.. With no one else All by myself.. I stand alone Deep in the darkness my heart still sees Everything that I'll never be Behind these eyes I'll go everywhere There's no need for sympathy Everything breathes and I know each breath In my world there's no compromise Like every tree stands on its own Oh reaching for the sky I stand alone I share my world with no one else All by myself Still I will remember Still I'll run with you, yes And when it's time for you to go Take me in your heart Like every tree stands on its own Oh reaching for the sky I stand alone I share my world with no one else All by myself I stand alone All by myself... all by myself I stand alone ________________________ Contains: No zebras ________________________ Honors for This Video: #14 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #22 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic Steve Perry Stand Alone Journey

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♫ BLOOPERS And EXTRA STUFF!! ♫ BLOOPERS are one of my FAVORITE things to watch! And I just happened to save some footage from the last few videos.. So here you go!! ALSO STARRING: My brothah DaRreN! CoReY! JoSH! And CAMERAMOMSTER!! (..Why do I turn into "The Swedish Chef" every time I make a mistake! LOL!!) RWAK ON!! D'oh.. RAWK ON!! __________________________ Honors for This Video: #42 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #27 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic Bloopers

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♫ FRIENDS WITH COOL PAGES! ♫ (Friends In Low Places PARODY!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ This goes out to ALL of my WONDERFUL friends and subscribers!! YEE-HAW!! All instruments and vocals by: ♫ ToM! ♫ "FRIENDS WITH COOL PAGES!" (Friends In Low Places - PARODY!) (1ST VERSE) I was feeling so down.. I was surfin' around When I came upon this here site I watched videos.. and all these slideshows I must have been on this "YouTube" all night! I left comments below.. And I got to know.. These people... They were were kind of insane But I signed up too.. And now I'm no longer blue Yeah TomsterMusic's my name! (1st CHORUS) Now I've got friends with COOL pages We make videos in different places Subscribe and rate! I just can't skate! You can watch SpongeBob or Car chases So just sit on down.. It's SO outrageous-Oh, I've got friends.. with COOL pages! (GUITAR SOLO!!!) (2ND VERSE) My friends.. they make Vlogs... Some talk about their dogs.. And some YouTube friends like to sing.. Some movies I'll save.. They'll go in my faves Yeah I swear that I've watched everything It's so hard on my brain.. There's so much to maintain And right when I think that I'm through Without fail.. I go check my e-mail... There's thirty more movies to view! Oh No! (2ND CHORUS) 'Cuz I've got friends with COOL pages We make videos in different places Subscribe and rate! I STILL can't skate! Look at all these names and all these faces You just might get hooked.. It's SO contagious Oh, I've got friends.. with COOL pages! (3RD CHORUS) Now I got friends with COOL pages We make videos in different places Subscribe and rate! "I just can't skate!!" You can watch The Simpsons or Car chases So just sit on down.. It's SO outrageous I've got friends.. with COOL pages! Oh yeah I've got friends.. With COOL pages! Honors for This Video: #69 - Most Discussed (Today) #13 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #38 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #59 - Top Rated (Today) #5 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #56 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #49 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic

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♫ WISHAPOLKA!! ♫ The History Of WISH! Come back in time and see just how LONG the ROCK BAND "WISH" has been around! And yes, I'm always the shortest littlest one! LoL! Plus I just thought we deserved our OWN polka medley! (The OLD video was accidentally deleted! D'OH!) We are planning to release our CD later this year! Music and PoLkaFiCaTioN: ToM! All vocals: ToM! Lyrics: Corey, Darren, ToM, Barry WISHAPOLKA! (Wheel Of Fortune) When the wheel of fortune spins there can only be one winner It's the time you find out if you're a saint or a sinner The time to witness life is from the start until it's through That's when the gods of paradise will cast a spell on you! (Visions Of Truth) Visions of truth are only noticed by the wise Buildings turn to ruins 'cause nobody tries Together we'll conquer these times of tribulation Now visions of truth will make us the best relations! (Castles In The Sky) Heroes and legends falling off the silver screen In the passing time it's the journey, not the destination Saints and sinners wander, and hope that there's still hope That we can reach our castles in the sky! (Storm Of Disillusion) I'm caught in a storm.. A storm of disillusion I'm running out of time, and I'm too weak to fight I'm caught in a storm.. I'm facing a wall of confusion This nightmare must end, will I ever see the light? (Something Keeps Him Runnin) Something keeps him runnin.. Runnin through the night Following his dreams, he's just begun to fight Yeah something keeps him runnin.. His destiny he'll find Just around the bend, it's only a matter of time! (Just Like Yesterday) Yesterday, oh yesterday.. Oh how I wish we could stay Yesterday, oh yesterday.. Ohhh.. Just like yesterday! (Solitaire) Solitaire, see it everywhere It's a game that we play when there's nothing left Solitaire, we feel it in the air, We treat it all like a game, those people playing solitaire! (Human Touch) Where are you and I in this ethereal playground? In the light or the dark we all need the human touch-human touch! Near or far we're always connected Forever apart we're missing the human touch-human touch! (Shadows And Lights) The shadows and lights I see put this fear in me Oh if you could feel what I'm feeling They find me where I hide, they're inside my mind In the morning light... I still have goosebumps! (Starry Eyes) Your starry eyes made me fall in love with you And I wasn't even planning to! (Battle Mountain) There's a place in the lost valley of the kings A place of war that's known as Battle Mountain Where immortal gods met man And they made their final stand And the sound of a hundred thousand cries Would echo through the land! (Mind Bender) Mindbender! Spellbinder! Heartbreaker! Whooooaaaah... Mindbender! Spellbinder! Heartbreaker! Whooooaaaah... You got me cold! Such a sweet little girl! You just bend my mind! HEY! _______________________ Honors for This Video: #19 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #29 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic WISH

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Homer Is Perfect! (Hannah Montana Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ Mix THE SIMPSONS with HANNAH MONTANA?! This is what I got out of it! New lyrics and ALL VOCALS: ToM! All music played by: ToM! HOMER and APU'S VOICE: StiLL ToM! _______________________ "HOMER IS PERFECT!" Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (They Do? ..Do do do do do do do do doo!) Homer's got what it takes! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! (RAP) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! Homer's got what it takes! (Aw yeah!) Everybody knows who... Who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (That's right!) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (Uh huh!) I could watch him all day! Everbody knows who... who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (Yeah!) (1ST VERSE) Homer's a funny man Works at a power plant He might be lazy I like him anyway! Maybe he's kind of LARGE His wife's name is Marge He hangs out at MO's When he gets mad he says "D'oH!" Some people don't treat him well! But they can all go to.. SPRINGFIELD!! (1ST CHORUS) Homer is PERFECT!! He really WORKS it (I work it!) When I watch the SIMPSONS every night! (That's right!) I really GO NUTS! When he eats DOUGHNUTS! He might be slow but that's alright (Hey!) Homer is PERFECT! (2ND VERSE) And when he starts to DROOL I think it's REALLY COOL His stomach might be big He did the spider pig! Maybe he's not too smart He tries to strangle Bart (Bart!) Might have a low I.Q. He buys beer from APU! He might not have too much hair! (Yeah yeah yeah!) But I just don't really care! (2ND CHORUS) Homer is PERFECT (Perfect!) He really works it! (Work it!) Sometimes he might not seem too bright (Hey!) Homer is PERFECT!! (WooHoo!) And he DESERVES IT (Deserves it!) If he wants to watch T.V all night! Doesn't have manners! And I hate Flanders! He might be a little overweight! (Ohh!) Homer is perfect! (BRIDGE) And I love that guy.. In a straight kind of way! (Homer is perfect!) I have every show on DVD so I can watch HIM ALL day! (You know I do!) (HOMER SPEECH) "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here.. is "never try." Because trying is the first step towards failure!" ONE TWO THREE FOUR! (RAP) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! Homer's got what it takes! (That's right!) Everybody knows who... who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (WooHoo!) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (Here we go!) I could watch him all day! (Uh huh!) Everbody knows who... Who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (LAST CHORUS) Homer is PERFECT!! He really WORKS it! (Work it!) I watch the SIMPSONS every night! (That's right!) I really GO NUTS! When he eats DOUGHNUTS! He might be slow but that's alright Oh, Homer is PERFECT! And he DESERVES IT (Deserve it!) If he wants to watch T.V all day! Homer is PERFECT (WooHoo!) He really works it! He is the BEST that's why I say..(Ohhh!) That Homer is PERFECT!! HOMER'S.. PERFECT! (You know!) (I know!) Homer is PERFECT! _______________________ Honors for This Video: #67 - Most Discussed (Today) #7 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #35 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music #42 - Top Favorites (Today) #10 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #48 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Music #73 - Top Rated (Today) #5 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #16 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music Tags: Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana mileymandy therealdemilovato Jonas Nobody's Perfect Homer Simpsons Camp Rock

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♫ ToMsTeRTAGGED! ♫ The 5th FACT was: That I'm not TAGGING anybody! LoL! I got tagged FOUR times! I NEVER thought it could happen to me! I always thought it would happen to someone else.. And by the time this video is over, you'll wish it had happened to someone else too! LoL! Special Cameo appearance: CODY! (From the "I Have A Bidet" videos!) THE PAGES! KaliAngelsMuse1 http://www.youtube.com/user/KaliAngelsMuse1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qSgdErqRmI RanDomeFilms http://www.youtube.com/RanDomeFilms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTydUUQY9uM megadoomer543 http://www.youtube.com/megadoomer543 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS4qt53EUgE Saraej14 http://www.youtube.com/user/Saraej14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnwsKfUPbo0 HonoUrs for This Video: #65 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs #57 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs Tags: TomsterMusic

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♫ ToMsTeRJAM! ♫ For a change, I thought I would record a short "JaM SesSioN" in the studio... It's just a few song segments that I'm linking together as I play, and then I'm soloing on top of that... It's not perfect, but hey.. it's LiVE!! The QUADRI-STACK of keyboards: Bottom Keyboard: KAWAI ES-X 88 Key Digital Piano 2nd Keyboard Up: ENSONIQ VFX-SD Sequencer 3rd Keyboard Up: KORG TRITON LE Workstation Top Keyboard: ROLAND JUNO-1 with a Behringer V-Amp (I am SUCH a WANNABE GUITAR PLAYER! AAAH!!) HonoUrs for This Video: #12 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #35 - Top Rated (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic

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Since I am ToM! (Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson Parody!) You wanted it! You can NOW buy the PARODY CD! ALL THIRTEEN parody songs on ONE album! Just click on the link to order! http://cgi.ebay.com/ToMsTeR-MUSIC-THE-PARODIES_W0QQitemZ280269246096QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280269246096&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14 _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ I originally wanted to make a VLOG!! Oh well.. I thought I would introduce myself to anyone NEW.. and EXPLAIN myself to anyone who already KNOWS me! LoL! _____________________________ "Since I Am ToM!" ("Since U Been Gone" Kelly Clarkson Parody!) ♫ All music and vocals by... ToM! ♫ VERSE 1: Here's the thing.. I'm kinda WEIRD.. I wear black every day of the Ye-ar! Yeah yeah... since I am ToM! I'm ALWAYS up.. I never sleep! I put ZEBRA STRIPES on my JEE-EEP! Yeah yeah! Since I am ToM! I always have A LOT to say! When I am on YouTube! I think I'm on there EVERY DAY! CHORUS: But since I am ToM!! I can't BE normal all the time!! I make funny songs! YEAH YEAH! If you THINK.. I'm WEIRD AL.. Then you're WRONG! Since I am ToM! VERSE 2: My living room.. I'm there AGAIN! I LOVE my keyboards! I have like TEN!! Yeah yeah! Since I am ToM! I live on COOKIES and CANDY BARS! My dining room's full of HOT WHEEL CARS! Yeah yeah! Since I am ToM! And if you think that I am strange! I totally AGREE with you! I play with Muppets EVERY DAY! CHORUS: But since I am ToM!! I make THINGS and they have to rhyme! Like parody songs! YEAH YEAH! Well I'm SHORT.. but my HAIR.. Is so LONG... Since I am ToM! BRIDGE: I tried - to skate - I BLEW IT! People think.. I've lost my mind! This part's TOO HIGH! I JUST can't sing it! But I'll try again, and again, and AGAIN! (Monstrumental) LAST CHORUS: Since I am ToM!! I can't BE normal all the time!! I make funny songs! YEAH YEAH! If you think.. I'm WEIRD AL.. Well you are so wronnnngggg! I make THINGS and they have to rhyme! I make funny songs! YEAH YEAH! Well I think - that I'm DONE - With this song... Since I am ToM! Since I am ToM! Since I am TommmmM! _____________________________ ©Copyright 2007 TomsterMusic _____________________________ Honors for This Video: #8 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #51 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music #7 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #29 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #51 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music Tags: Kelly Clarkson Clarkston Since Been Gone You TomsterMusic

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I LIKE MY SUBSCRIBERS!! (Eye Of The Tiger PARODY!) You can download THIS song and ALL of the other parodies HERE! http://www.thetrackshack.com/mycd/TomsterMusic _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ ♫ THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING! Here's a special THANK-YOU to EVERYONE who decided to click on that orange "Subscribe" button! What were you thinking? LoL! ♫ "I Like My Subscribers" (Eye Of The Tiger parody!) All keyboards, lyrics, and vocals: ♫ ToM! ♫ Cookie Monster impersonation: ♫ ToM! ♫ (But don't tell anybody!) LYRICS: 1 Listen up! Now here we go! Gonna thank everybody! Some are my friends - And some I don't know Doesn't matter - They're cool anyway! 2 But I know - they are all good At clicking buttons of orange I never thought - that so many people would Like the stuff - that I'm making today CHORUS 1 And I.. Like my subscribers - Yeah I think they're alright Every DAY the number's getting higher And we all get along.. and we never fight So I made this song because I like.. My subscribers! 3 Some are great - Some are so neat Some are nice - Some are funny And every time - that I make a moo-vie Well you know - they will be - notified! CHORUS 2 And I.. Like my subscribers - On my YouTube website Maybe some day I'll get some advertizers! But if I don't get money - It will still be alright At least I always know that I'll have.. my subscribers! 4 Listen up! ALL of YouTube! All my subscribers are GROOOVY! They give me STARS - and they leave comments too They're the BEST.. I got THREE MORE today! CHORUS 3 And I.. Like my subscribers.. they are ALL outta sight! Yeah.. they LIKED when my bushes caught on FIRE And "Because Of Youtube" well, that song did alright What I'm trying to say is... I LIKE.. MY SUBSCRIBERS! ______________________ HonoUrs for This Video: #15 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #10 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #30 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music #71 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music #58 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music Thanks AGAIN you guys! Tags: TomsterMusic Eye Of Tiger Survivor Rocky

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To Larry... And thanks for everyone's nice comments This song is for Larry, (theborglives) and for his recent loss. He has done so much for so many musicians here on YouTube, and I just wanted to add my condolences for the loss of his wonderful wife. Larry is such an amazing, talented, friendly, and funny guy. When I first discovered his page: http://www.youtube.com/theborglives I couldn't believe what I was seeing. All of these wonderfully produced shows.. but they weren't just about him, they were all about featuring other people.. other musicians.. I've never met a more generous person. This song is for both of them.. For Larry, to know that we are all here for him, And for Kathaleen, who is now up there.. and finally, back on her feet again. ♪ Tom "Back On My Feet Again" Originally recorded by Michael Bolton Gonna break these chains around me Gonna learn to fly again May be hard, may be hard But I'll do it When I'm back on my feet again Soon these tears will all be dryin' Soon these eyes will see the sun Might take time, might take time But I'll see it When I'm back on my feet again CHORUS: When I'm back on my feet again I'll walk proud down this street again And they'll all look at me again And they'll see that I'm strong Gonna hear the children laughing Gonna hear the voices sing Won't be long, won't be long Till I hear them When I'm back on my feet again Gonna feel the sweet light of heaven Shining down its light on me One sweet day, one sweet day I will feel it When I'm back on my feet again CHORUS: When I'm back on my feet again I'll walk proud down this street again And they'll all look at me again And they'll see that I'm strong And I'm not gonna crawl again I will learn to stand tall again No I'm not gonna fall again 'Cause I'll learn to be strong Soon these tears will all be dryin' Soon these eyes will see the sun Won't be long, won't be long Till I see it When I'm back on my feet again When I'm back on my feet again I'll be back on my feet again ---------------------------------------- These also belong to them... Honors for This Video: #25 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #31 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #83 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music Tags: TheBorgLives TomsterMusic

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FERAL CHILD [Song Only] (Please read description for more) When I first saw this true story on television, I was overcome with emotion. I could not believe what I was seeing, then something else hit me... "A song idea.. this could be the most important song I ever make." "Feral Child" The story of "Genie" who had been locked in a room, in social isolation for most of her life. Forced to sit alone, day after day, with little more than bare walls to look at. When rescued in 1970, social workers found that she could barely walk, and had never learned to speak. For more information on her story, you can go here: http://www.feralchildren.com/en/showchild.php?ch=genie And they even gave me my own page with this song (available for download, go to this page and right click on the MP3 link, then hit "save") and also the lyrics, a total honor for me: http://www.feralchildren.com/en/listbooks.php?bk=lewis2007 I have poured everything in my very soul into this song. I hope you get something out of it... Like how lucky we are to be who we are... and I'm so lucky to have all of you to call my family and friends. Please understand, I would never try to profit or take advantage of someone else's misfortune. This song happened purely because this story gripped me by my very soul... and forced me to do it. This is just a musician's way of telling a story. Tom: Lyrics-Music-Vocals-Recording Special thanks to my brother Darren, for showing me everything I know about digital audio recording. LYRICS Genie was just a child, a prisoner in her home They kept her locked away from the world No friends, no affection, always left alone Total isolation for this girl There in her chair, feeling lonely and cold Not allowed to walk, never learned to talk Thirteen years, confined to one space Did she think this was a normal way to live? Afraid to cry, she was treated the way That no one could ever forgive It was far from abuse, it was so much more No one would believe what they saw beyond that door How could anyone do this? (Feral Child) How could they put you through this? (Feral Child) Can you ever be saved now? (She can't even smile) But you're not to blame now (Feral Child) Finally they found her, and took her away To see what was left of her mind Had she missed the 'window' to learn how to speak? Or was it possible to turn back time? Oh, at least she was free, to discover the world Everything was new to this feral girl Signs of progress were proving everyone wrong The doctors were all amazed But Genie was still haunted by the memories of her past A traumatized mind in a haze Oh, the learning slowed down, Genie still felt alone Sentenced to serve her time in foster homes How could anyone do this? (Feral Child) How could they put you through this? (Feral Child) Can you ever be changed now? (She can't even smile) But you're not to blame now (Feral Child) (Instrumental) There's no happy ending, this waste of a life There's no telling what might have been There was so much promise, now all hope is gone For the one who could never seem to win Now she's there in her chair, staring down at the floor Lost in her own world, just like before How could anyone do this? How could they put you through this? Feral child How could anyone do this? (Feral Child) How could they put you through this? (Feral Child) Can you ever be changed now? (She can't even smile) But you're not to blame now (Feral Child) ©Copyright 2007 TomsterMusic Honors for This Video: #54 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #33 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic

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'CASTLES IN THE SKY!' New song from WISH! Here's the newest song from WISH! My brother Darren, Corey, and myself have been playing together in this particular band since we were KIDS! And Josh is the NEW kid! LoL! Thanks for watching! Lead vocals: Corey Lead vocals and keyboards: Tom Guitar and vocals: Darren Guitar: Josh Drum programming: Tom Music composed by WISH Lyrics: Corey Verse 1: High and low it's a warning Bright little numbers First song of the morning End of the dream, I'm headed Out the door, and into the world.. For another adventure Can't help myself, I'm on a carousel I just gotta get there! Chorus: Heroes and legends falling off the silver screen In the passing time, it's the journey Not the destination Saints and sinners wander And hope that there's still hope That we can reach our Castles in the sky! Verse 2: Heart and soul is a fortune The will of the master Puts power in motion In this masquerade So many stars that light up the night Where are the dreamers? Center stage on a carousel that goes Round and round and round and round! Chorus: Heroes and legends falling off the silver screen In the passing time, it's the journey Not the destination Saints and sinners wander And hope that there's still hope That we can reach our Castles in the sky! (Instrumental) (Chorus repeats twice) ©Copyright 2007 WISH Productions Recorded at TomsterMusic Studios Honors for This Video: #26 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #23 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic

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FERAL CHILD (Live piano version) By request, here's a live version of "Feral Child" with only the piano. This is for all of you who have supported this song, and for making me feel like it was alright to even do it at all. When I first saw this true story on television, I was overcome with emotion. I could not believe what I was seeing, then something else hit me... "A song idea.. this could be the most important song I ever make." "Feral Child" The story of "Genie" who had been locked in a room, in social isolation for most of her life. Forced to sit alone, day after day, with little more than bare walls to look at. When rescued in 1970, social workers found that she could barely walk, and had never learned to speak. For more information on her story, you can go here: http://www.feralchildren.com/en/showchild.php?ch=genie And they even gave me my own page with this song (available for download, go to this page and right click on the MP3 link, then hit "save") and also the lyrics, a total honor for me: http://www.feralchildren.com/en/listbooks.php?bk=lewis2007 I have poured everything in my very soul into this song. I hope you get something out of it... Like how lucky we are to be who we are... and I'm so lucky to have all of you to call my family and friends. Please understand, I would never try to profit or take advantage of someone else's misfortune. This song happened purely because this story gripped me by my very soul... and forced me to do it. This is just a musician's way of telling a story. Tom: Lyrics-Music-Vocals-Recording __________________ LYRICS Genie was just a child, a prisoner in her home They kept her locked away from the world No friends, no affection, always left alone Total isolation for this girl There in her chair, feeling lonely and cold Not allowed to walk, never learned to talk Thirteen years, confined to one space Did she think this was a normal way to live? Afraid to cry, she was treated the way That no one could ever forgive It was far from abuse, it was so much more No one would believe what they saw beyond that door How could anyone do this? How could they put you through this? Can you ever be saved now? She can't even smile But you're not to blame now, feral child Finally they found her, and took her away To see what was left of her mind Had she missed the 'window' to learn how to speak? Or was it possible to turn back time? Oh, at least she was free, to discover the world Everything was new to this feral girl Signs of progress were proving everyone wrong The doctors were all amazed But Genie was still haunted by the memories of her past A traumatized mind in a haze So the learning slowed down, Genie still felt alone Sentenced to serve her time in foster homes How could anyone do this? How could they put you through this? Can you ever be changed now? She can't even smile But you're not to blame now, feral child There's no happy ending, this waste of a life There's no telling what might have been There was so much promise, now all hope is gone For the one who could never seem to win Now she's there in her chair, staring down at the floor Lost in her own world, just like before How could anyone do this? How could they put you through this? Can you ever be changed now? She can't even smile But you're not to blame now, feral child ©Copyright 2007 TomsterMusic #27 - Top Rated (Today) - Music #28 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music #92 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music Tags: TomsterMusic Feral Child Piano

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