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Fred's Dad Returns Fred (www.youtube.com/fred) is a 6-year-old with anger-management issues, and lives with his mama. In this episode, Fred's father escapes from prison to return to his son. No bashin' Fred here, folks. He annoyed me too until I watched him with my kids and nephew, and saw them crack up. Now it's a guilty pleasure watching the series. http://www.youtube.com/fred Oh- I didn't get invited to be his papa. I just felt like it when I saw a jailbird costume at the Halloween store yesterday. You know those fake leg balls don't stay on very easily. Tags: fred dad father papa fred's nalts fredspapa |
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Behind Scenes of Retarded Policeman Ever wonder what it's like on the set of The Retarded Policeman? Ponce (the policeman) is directed by his brother Scott and co-creator Greg Benson. I got to watch CharlesTrippy and DaveDays shoot their episode too, and it was absolutely one of the best times I've had doing online videos. Except for when Cory SMPFilms MrSafety kept kissing me. If you haven't seen this episode (number 17: "Nalts") check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw88TOQVL4Q And subscribe to Mediocrefilms for more: http://www.youtube.com/mediocrefilms Tags: retarded policeman youtube celebrities nalts smpfilms ponce behind scenes making of out takes |
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Boys & Dolls Out takes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1goge-9ZTE Two 7-year-olds struggle with identity and toys... is it time for violence and Transformers or the sheer joy of a doll? Thanks to Nate and Patch Nalts for holding in their giggling for 10 minutes as we shot this. Title by DavideoDesign, and music by chuckyputh and jawharp1992. Nalts doll by Boomerchick and box by SAM Graphix/JustStuff. Here's the YouTube Celebrity Danceoff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMe5Hd1RZW4 http://www.kevinnalts.com Intro by davideofilms@yahoo.co.uk (he charges a modest amount) Tags: boys dolls nalts transformers violence play gender roles toys psychology video patch doll |
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Sarah Palin Exposed Alaska governor Sarah Palin (the vice president nomination) reveals her history in this exclusive footage of her accepting the republican committee's nomination to be interim vice president (until McCain's heart gives out). Where'd her 17 year old daughter learn how to get pregnant anyway? And what's that got to do with politics? Parody by Kevin Nalts http://www.kevinnalts.com Based on Dustin Hoffman's scene from Tootsie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHu4EWEGfpY Tags: John McCain Sarah Palin LisaNova President election Barak Obama Joe Biden politics comedy spoof pregnant daughter hot interview debate scandal vp vice president mccain video parody tootsie tootsy dustin hoffman nalts republican baby birth pailin pallin alaska sara |
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How to Appear on Retarded Policeman I'm on The Retarded Policeman today! Yeyyy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw88TOQVL4Q It's one of my favorite web shows, and we taped it in LA last July. Sxephil, CharlesTrippy, DaveDays, and WhattheBuck also appeared. But Mediocrefilms decided to save the best for last. ;) Here's the "behind the scenes," in which I pitched Cory MrSafety to help me get cast on the show. He made me humiliate myself in NYC to prove I could act. You'll perhaps recall his pitiful acting in this episode of Retarded Policeman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ibV8dVuto If you're not familiar with this series, you should know that Ponce (the actor playing the policeman) is one of the kindest people I've met, and acts willingly despite his limitations. He actually fed me my lines during the taping! :) Thanks to MGM and Jawharp1992 for the music used here, and SMPFilms and MediocreFilms for the use of Mean Kitty and Retarded Policeman soundtrack (which is actually sung entirely by creator Greg Benson). Thanks Ponce and Greg- this shoot was one of my finest hours of online video, and I took great pleasure in delivering the burger that Trippy saw get pulled out of Ponce's butt in the assbergers/ass burgers episode. Tags: nalts retarded policeman la cop downs mediocrefilms kevin cory mrsafety five dollars nyc behind scenes |
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HappySlip Interview Falls Flat Maybe it's time to toss in the towel on this ill-conceived Bubble Gum Tree Show I host (below): http://www.youtube.com/bubblegumtreeshow I still haven't posted the Baby Eaters episode, but this Happyslip one BOMBED for reasons I can't explain. I'm not sure if she was expecting me to fill the time with stupid questions, or what. But I am kinda lazy to do the research, and I thought she was the chick that played lonelygirl15 anyway. These "behind the scenes of cewebrities" shows usually suck. Internet's Martin Sargent (Internet Superstar) is a notable exception, and for that I'm happy for him. Not jealous in anyway. Just happy for him, and his little hunched over body and "overpaid for these jeans" look. See Nalts on "Internet Superstar" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjzRVC4xj4s Tags: happyslip happy slip nalts interview behind scenes martin sargent internet superstar revision3 bubble gum |
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Butter Boobies Passing on an important sophomoric tradition to the next generation. Turning the knees of the Land O' Lakes Indian Woman into booooobies! What? They're just boobies is all. Tags: boobies land lakes butter indian knees nalts kids package breasts booobies |
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Upstaged Daughter Couldn't find her very well. I guess that happens to every parent. Follow link below for some tips for better quality videos on YouTube. Note that high-resolution version is not always available immediately. http://butterfly.ofnalts.com/ Sorry I haven't been posting often... one reason: http://www.backpain.ofnalts.com Thanks for the new tune, Chucky! http://www.youtube.com/chuckyputh Tags: katie nalts daughter stage show how to compress videos youtube compression chuckyputh |
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Poop Tattoo Wifeofnalts put ear rings in Katie's ear. So I decided to take Patrick to get a tattoo. It was a temporary Henna Tattoo (also called Hana) that is painted on, and lasts two weeks. Unless your 8-year-old wipes it off before the prank because it smells like poop. It doesn't hurt. I just thought there'd be more drama if you actually believed I'd get my son a real tattoo. So I asked him to fake it. Did he fool ya? Tags: henneh henna hene hana tattoo tatoo nalts prank ear ring wifeofnalts |
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Vloggerheads.com Overtakes YouTube Bla bla vla vloggggg. A social commentary on boring vlogs (video blogs). Oh- and announcing the all-new vloggerheads: http://vloggerheads.ofnalts.com/ Read the back story: http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/08/14/former-top-youtuber-leads-vlogging-revolution/ Be sure to watch me bla bla vla vlog LIVE on blog tv Sundays at 9. Because nothing is quite as interesting as listening to someone talk on video. http://www.blogtv.com/People/nalts (I still have that realnalts account but nalts will be my main one) Tags: vloggerheads vloggerhead vlog renetto youtube vlogging bla blah renettotube willvideoforfood nalts |
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Pro Pizza Spinner Pat Miller of the US Pizza Team shows how to make pizza dough good for tossing, and gives us some of his pizza tossing moves as seen on TV. By coincidence, I met the guy in Ohio last weekend. He and his US Pizza Team has a YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/uspizzateam Pat also taught me to ChaCha (where you text 242242 any question and get a free personalized answer sent back to you). Tags: pat miller pizza tossing spinning chacha text message professional sport uspizzateam olympic dough tosser |
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Fake Iced Coffee (and Live Online) Vital subject here. Okay, it's a filler video since I have been too busy with the day job to create anything beyond a vlog. But how about that fake ice coffee which is just hot coffee poured over ice that turns into dialuted garbage? And here's Alan (FallofAutumnDistro) site for 7 EST tonight (Wed., Aug 6). http://www.blogtv.com/People/fallofautumndistro Here's where I think I'll be on Sundays (starting August 10 8 EST): http://www.blogtv.com/People/realnalts And here's another site that I've been using in addition to Twitter: http://twitter.com/nalts 12Second.tv allows you to micro vlog in 12 seconds from your mobile device or whatever: http://12seconds.tv/channel/nalts Tags: blogtv nalts homepage 12secondtv 12second.tv twelve seconds video fallofautumndistro live blog.tv |
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One Lump or Two? "Do you take your coffee black," myWORLDizDIGITAL asked in a comment to my last video. Here's your answer. I like Sprinkles. Yey Sprinkles! Feeling sad? Put some sprinkles on your cabbage soup o' life. Yey! It's the "law of attraction." You manifest what you think about. So think about Sprinkles. Yey! Every morning do a meditation and picture rainbow sprinkles. In the unlikely event that gets old, try Fun Dip, chocolate-covered raisins, peanut butter, syrup and whatever else you can find laying around. Life's too short for black coffee. But don't use those nutty flavors please. Hazelnut makes me wanna puke. It reminds me of pulling "Insomnia Ironman" marathons in graduate school. Blah. That and Fleetwood Mac. All nighters are the opposite of sprinkles. Tags: coffee sprinkles yey flavor sugar syrup chocolate candy peanut butter nalts mama doesn't work here grant |
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I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up Did I get your attention with the title? There are two videos that crack me up (one is the old lady from the thumbnail). I'm in them but they're not on my channel (so they're actually funny). First is Rhett & Link's Alka Seltzer Road Show video about a Cheesesteak war brewing in Philadelphia (between Pat's and Gino's). ShayCarl, TheMightyThor1212, CharlesTrippy, and Edbassmaster appear in this. And LittlePandasuperfreakyflygirlKatie too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=477WLJsg7YU Second is Edbassmaster's prank call to a psychologist/psychiatrist where he tells her he's pushed his grandmother down the steps. Cried laughing during this. The first half is slow (I'm in that) but the second is hysterical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUVKr9bBv3o Enjoy. Tags: nalts rhett link grandma fallen steps edbassmaster alka seltzer road show cheesesteak favorite charlestrippy shaycarl |
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Stole Her Coffee I stole her coffee... She's wifeofnalts. The ukulele music is from jawharp1992 (it's the theme of the badly malnourished bubblegumtreeshow). This is not a starbucks ad. In fact I don't even endorse these overpriced high calorie sugar/caffeine bombs that taste so delicious if you steal them from someone. http://www.kevinnalts.com Hey, YouTube. This is my 7th time trying to upload this. Tags: coffee starbucks wifeofnalts nalts car milk cream steal stolen swiped whipped coffees |
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Penis Poke Yeyy! It's a new game of vlogger tag. It's the penis poke. Tag! You're it! Yey! You see, dear viewer, in a time when YouTube is being overtaken by professionals (like Oprah, Britney, Universal and Fred), the amateur creators must resort to desperate measures. Folks, it appears we have an unplanned "Penis Week" on YouTube. First CharlesTrippy and ShayCarl (see below). Then Katie's Opinion. And now me. So I hereby "penis poke" the people below. It's kinda like tagging. You have to make a video about a penis (or at least mention it), and poke five more people... a vagina video will also work. Someone tell these people please, because I feel a bit uncomfortable writing them myself. Sign543 Nutcheese TheHill88 Peron75 gradualreport Here's CharlesTrippy and ShayCarl measuring their penises: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HTILCdFbg4 Katie's Opinion naming every synonym for a penis (even "The General"): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAcZAK6BWk Tags: penis poke week vlogger tag horse weiner katiesopinion charlestrippy shaycarl peron75 zipster08 nutcheese |
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Idiot (by Nalts) Hi. I'm Nalts. I'm such a moron... here are my best/worst wipe outs, pratfalls, accidents and spills. They're now all annotated, so you can click gray title below image to see full video. The doctor said I have spondylolisthesis and a fractured sacrum. Not sure why- I never really played sports as a kid. I get the MRI results on Wednesday. What a moron. http://www.kevinnalts.com Tags: nalts online video idiot best of moron pratfall how to fracture your spine and get spondylolisthesis |
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Capn Crunch Went Insane Capn Crunch (aka Captain Crunch- the cereal mascot) finally went INSANE. His tortured eyes will entrap your soul, and now his mouth is agape like a lunatic clown at a rave. But man I could kick a box of those peanut butter crunch boxes in one sitting (if they didn't rip the roof of my mouth). If you want to read the original letter I wrote to Quaker Oats in 1990 (obviously it was a prank, and I didn't have kids back then), click here: http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/03/17/the-internet-never-forgets-capn-crunch-is-not-the-devil/ Tags: capn crunch cereal peanut butter peanutbutter parody quaker oats insane lunatic cartoon bullwinkle crazy |
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Perfect Pesto Recipe "Now that summer here, I started thinking" said recently featured PrincessDiana161 (who prefers to think just one season per year to minimize brain overload). Here's a response to her "Summer Recipe Guru" challenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZRXe1wtC-M My brother (the original Nalts and now brotherofnalts) inspired it. I've never really written the recipe down, but it's roughly: -A full blender of basil leaves (preferably fresh- and they grow like weeds- just groom them so they don't flower) -1/2 to 3/4 cup of shredded Parmesan cheese (preferably fresh Pecarina Romano, but regular works) -Half cup of pine nuts (you can live without these, but they add a nice texture) -About 1/4 to 1/2 cup of Olive Oil -Roughly 1/2 cup of water (you can use the water boiling the pasta). This loosens it up without greasing it too much. -Maybe 5 shakes of salt (to taste) -Kids don't always like it, but I LOVE a few cloves of crushed garlic and some crushed pepper (and usually overdo it). Otherwise a shot of any spice. Blend lightly so it still has texture, and pour over pasta- you can't go wrong except if it's too thick/greasy or too salty. Yey! Thanks for getting me to finally make this video, Princess Di. I have another secret ingredient but I'll leave that off the Internet. The music is something I made on Mac's Garageband using World Loops. Tags: perfect pesto recipe video fresh ingredients basil cooking garlic Parmeson green noodles |
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i are cute kitten kind of you to depress orange button for subscribing. sending my moving picture to your family would be high honor for me. i our very cute kitten so much to be ever in your life? very pleaseing to eye, i hope. i maybe having powers cute beyond scientific understanding. you will please submitting to my cuteness with prepare to melt like chocolate forest clause. forgiving my english please, as not good i am just a kitten as aforementioned. i not knowing origin maybe mother was Asian and father was Jewish but I are 100 percentage cute kitten for certainty. babysitterofnalts is my caring taker. please to greet her thank you. she never harm me and she ask to making that clear. she always kind caring taker and feed me often. http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts http://www.kevinnalts.com some kitten are fighting with other i see. why that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsaywqDwux4 Tags: lolcats klezmer omg kitten cutest cute ever video cat coffee pot photos lol cats lolcatz panther pool mailbox raft |